SIT ON MY FACE, I’VE GOT A BONER. AT THE PORK SHOP.
Need.
Raaad!!
Someone should get me a PORK subscription as a housewarming gift!
Non music buttons coming soon. Large 2.25” on top, and medium 1.25” on bottom.
thought those were pogs :/
Guys who make their girlfriends pay for shit.
So I work in a somewhat uppity/expensive kosher style deli/sandwich shop. Yesterday, this punk ass kid walks in and starts ordering one of our most expensive sandwiches, adding every possible upgrade (swiss cheese, avocado, etc) His girlfriend runs in and starts yelling “NO! I’m NOT buying you a sandwich! You spent $100 on MY card this morning! I only have $30 left to last til my next check!”
This little shit just looks at her and laughs, says they’ll share it, he’ll buy her something next time. She says she’s not hungry, she ate Burger King for lunch cos she’s broke. Cocky little bastard just talks about how she’ll “feel better” after a pastrami sandwich. The girl reaches into his pocket and pulls out his wallet, and puts HIS card down on the counter. He quickly snatches it back and slaps her card down (while it’s still in her hand) looks at me and says “And make SURE there’s Swiss cheese on there.” I look at him and say “She’s paying for it, if she wants to buy you Swiss cheese, I’ll put it on there.”
I look at the girl and ask “Do you WANT to buy him a sandwich?” “No…he spent all my money this morning.” “Look, kid, there’s a BK across the street, go get YOURSELF a cheap sandwich.” The two idiots start arguing, I tell them to take it outside. “If you’re going to make her buy you a sandwich cos you’re too selfish to pay for it yourself, I’m going to let her order it. I don’t care what you want. SHE’S paying for it.” I look at her and ask again, “do you want to buy him a sandwich?” They argue again, she gives in and says yes. “Okay, do you want to make it just a half sandwich because you’re not hungry?” “Yes.” “No cheese, right?” “Yea, no cheese.” The little piss ant boyfriend is saying make sure there’s cheese on it. I continue to speak with her and only her. “Okay, your total is $7.05, I’ll bring it out to you when it’s finished.” The asshole boyfriend says “Don’t tip her, she’s a bitch.” I look to him and say “Listen shithead, it’s not YOUR money, you don’t get to choose what she does with it. I don’t want her to tip me, I just hope this is the last time she gives in and buys you ANYTHING.” I look at her and say “Here’s your receipt, try to have a good day.” I look at him “You’re a scumbag, and you need to grow the fuck up.”
I can’t fucking STAND IT when guys feel like its okay to mooch off their girlfriends. Or visa versa, it’s fucking gross. Work for yourself, support yourself, accept help in your time of need if its offered, don’t expect someone to pick up every fucking check for you because you’re too lazy to work for yourself.
WHAT AM I DOIN’ AT THIS PARTY? WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE CLOWNS? GODDAMN. THERE’S NO HOT CHICKS HERE EVEN. OH NO, IT’S THAT DUDE. HOPE HIS FRIENDS AREN’T HERE, COULD GET UGLY. WHERE THE HELL IS THE BEER? OH NO, PUNK ROCK KARAOKE BUT THEY’RE SINGING KOKOMO? FUCK. I THOUGHT THIS DUDE WAS DEAD! THIS HOUSE IS SO BORING. WHERE’S THE BEER? EVERYONE’S IN THE KITCHEN, MUST MEAN THE BEER IS NEARBY. EXCUSE ME, I’M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER. EMBROIDERED PATCH. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
someone buy this for me >.< I don’t want to have to choose between buying lunch or this.
This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.
Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.
So beautiful.
uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me
THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IMVE SEEN ALL DAY
I WENT ON THE WEBSITE AND CRIED
oh my gOD
cracked up when I read “so beautiful” ahaha :’)
why does that exist?? WHY IS THAT A THING?!
The play I have to read for this week’s classes is typed in Comic Sans. I can’t take it seriously.
Comic Sans is for kindergarten teachers and idiots.
Drinking a fancy Mai Tai that used the original 1930’s recipe, lots of booze, and a sprig of mint. Also had a Rum Cannonball that night, the bartender used his homemade pineapple-jalapeno jam in it…DELICIOUS.
Two new patch designs!!! #porkshop #goblinko #patches #denimdemon #dillwithit #decorateyourself
TWO NEW PATCHES!!! DENIM DEMON & DILL WITH IT!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
Oh I need that Dill With It patch for my apron at work….I work in a kosher deli and we have the best pickles ever!
DILL WITH IT!
